Alas, the cat got way too high

and was given the gift of understanding one(1) Concept

I’m sorry to report that my cat has gotten stoned. She’s been staring at herself in the mirror for several silent hours and shows no signs of stopping, and I worry for whatever we could call her sanity. 

She’s been high as a kite since yesterday morning, when I took her in to the vet to deal with a bad tooth and tummy ache. The vet confirmed what I’d sus…