[From the Archive] THINK 30

(Originally Published on January 9, 2020)

As a vegetarian, here’s a sentence I never thought I’d say: “I have got to do something about all of the old meat rolling around in my car”. 

My girlfriend’s ex-roommate left behind a bunch of stuff when she abruptly moved out, including a pile of canned goods and chicken broth that her parents had bought her as h…