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I hope this hurts exactly enough for you to never do it again

I hope this hurts exactly enough for you to never do it again

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Max Jackson
Dec 30, 2020
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A few weeks ago my Apple Watch made the tragic decision to end its own life, leaping face-first from my bathroom countertop onto the cold hard tile below. I was saddened and then - briefly - angered by the loss. I liked my Apple Watch, and it was now lying shattered beyond use on the ground, and I felt a powerful urge to punish the person responsible fo…

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